Miracleman: I got those once, Braves.
Miracleman: I thought they were pretty cool.
Miracleman: Of course, I was eight years old at the time, so I was easily impressed.
theremin: eight years old, and already a voyeuristic masturbator
Miracleman: Ssshhhhut up.
Miracleman: Here's my impression of theremin...
theremin: is that my dick slapping you in the face?
theremin: keep in mind I don't tip
Miracleman: That's okay. I don't take it in the face, anyway.
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