Wednesday, August 01, 2007

compulsory ninja humor

Widescreen: McDonalds*
Weresmurf: Widescreen: Do you have McDondalds? <---- Im hiring Ninjas to kill you as we speak
Tequila: where do you hire them
Tequila: I want some
Widescreen: Will they buy their outfits at Old Navy?
Weresmurf: www.hireaninja.com (NOT a real website)
Tequila: ohhhhhhhh
TequilaL I thought they were in the yellow pages
Weresmurf: No they'd never APPEAR in the Yellow pages
Kwame: ha!
Weresmurf: When you DO find them, you're suddenly inflicted with a serious case of the deads.


Submitted by AddictedtoBoobs

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