Ain't Insane Chatters Neat?

Online shopping

2011-05-01T16:48:00.002-05:00

Sgtf> it's indeed tinySgtf> i could store my sperm in thereSgtf> for future generations of little sergeantsBilbofett> got a link where I can purchase said item?Bilbofett> It would make me cool at my jobTodd> Sgtf's sperm?Bilbofett> people will walk by and go ".........well wait a minute, wtf is that?!"Bilbofett> I would like to purchase the sperm, and the USB device

Interesting BBQ

2011-04-24T02:39:00.001-05:00

TheLonestRanger> brett ratner enjoying a Korean BBQ by the way: http://www.whosay.com/brettratner/photos/24780DarkPassenger> darth i'm having trouble imagining that anyone in here could give any less of a shit than they currently do about a picture of brett ratner eating bbqTheLonestRanger> but it's Korean BBQ

Raretown comes clean

2011-04-03T19:35:00.002-05:00

adnrrarotown> yes toddadnrrarotown> i let bilbo felch meToddlemania> I figured soadnrrarotown> then watch my spunk that dribbled from my anus onto his beard form into a crust in the mornig light as he sleepsadnrrarotown> its sooo romantic

The grief game

2011-02-06T17:42:00.004-05:00

Eko> darthDrizztDoUrden> ekoEko> will you have sex with me?Eko> good griefDrizztDoUrden> oh good griefEko> YES!Eko> I GOT ITDrizztDoUrden> you got what?Eko> PERFECTLY TIMEDEko> perfect executionDrizztDoUrden> nevermindaway> wowaway> That was coolaway> EkoEko> i knowEko> i'm proud of that actuallyAnderson> Eko gonna get butt-fucked by Darthaway> You should beAnderson> and Darth is going to take

Javas; the very Lifeblood of IRC

2010-04-24T11:38:00.002-05:00

* AICNJava8474 (AICNJava84@chat-solu-1340293A.austin.res.rr.com) has joined #aintitcool.comAICNJava8474> lAICNJava8474> whas upAICNJava8474> penis* AICNJava8474 (AICNJava84@chat-solu-1340293A.austin.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: AICNJava8474)

Astromunk gets off on Mat Rash

2009-11-15T01:26:00.002-05:00

Astromunk> I love wrestling.Astromunk> It is nothing but two people competingAstromunk> No balls, bats, pins, etc.Astromunk> Nothing else in the way but the reality of the two people.Astromunk> Not sexually, but I wish it were nude like ancinent Greek - nothing but the combat, -nothing- else, two people pitted against each other.Cliff> WOW* Todd sets mode: +b *!*@

Alarm clock artistic interpretation

2009-11-01T10:06:00.006-05:00

Drake-san> I have my loudest alarm clock across the roomDrake-san> so I have to stand up and walk over to turn it offDrake-san> and if I don'tDrake-san> it goes on for an hourTodd> Did you ever have one of those baseball clocks?Todd> It goes off and you have to throw it against the wall for the snoozeTodd> Then you HAVE to get up after the snooze goes offDrake-san> I saw this one where a

psssst..... Jacob doesn't like Van Helsing

2009-10-24T21:07:00.002-05:00

Jacob> I hate van helsingOzymandias> It's on right now.Ozymandias> FXJacob> yes, I know.Ozymandias> Are you watching it?Jacob> what do you think?Ozymandias> Yes.Ribbons> lolJacob> I am not watching it.Jacob> that would be a noOzymandias> Then how did you know it was on?

Charm School in Session

2009-05-22T16:48:00.002-05:00

textstring: Every time I think I'm being charming...EonzHiglo: the ladies break out the mace?

"Security is going to rough you up a little bit on the way out..."

2009-02-14T17:34:00.004-05:00

Kelofpeace: sorry, but i just cannot wrap my head on what you like about that film.editor's note, this is the tail end of a thirty minute argument about Transformers. Yes, I realize this was a year and a half after the movie came out. Vegas: let me say it for you, yet again. Vegas: GIANT ROBOTS BLOW SHIT UP. Vegas: it's not deep. Kelofpeace: i always ask folks that and all

All in a name

2009-01-22T22:06:00.003-05:00

* AICNJava0206 is now known as SithtasticsPinach> Hey, Sith, I have another alternate nickname for you. If you want to hear it.Ribbons> I see where this is goingBluLighter> "Mrs Spinach"

historic occasion, indeed

2009-01-17T17:05:00.003-05:00

ruraljuror: Today is Michelle Obama's birthday apparentlydmann: i bet she gets something gooddmann: maybe she will get barackrolled, if you know what i mean...awww yeahdmann: isnt it nice having a first couple for whom the idea of them getting it on isnt oogly?

Jacob Lays It Down On A Brother

2009-01-11T19:35:00.002-05:00

CoyoteAteMyStools> hot chocolate! CoyoteAteMyStools> aow! CoyoteAteMyStools> hot chocolate! sexual cocoa! CoyoteAteMyStools> UH!* CoyoteAteMyStools just felt like funkin out for a few seconds Jacob> It is dance.<@Todd> don't encourage him.

R.I.P.-Big Pun (1971 - 2000)

2008-12-30T01:28:00.003-05:00

[00:25] Spymunk> Dru, I'm not a ranter.[00:25] Spymunk> I just care a -lot-.[00:25] Spymunk> About everybody.

If that's his idea of fun, I'm not sure I want to play...

2008-12-18T17:05:00.001-05:00

Vamp: HEROES is turning into the SAW series.Eb: no wayEb: Herpes, this season, has been funEb: *HeroesVamp: Herpes?Vamp: Shit. Sorry to hear that, Eb.Eb: well I'm sure that would be fun also

Spymunk becomes roadkill - Mori's last blog appearance?

2008-12-18T00:01:00.007-05:00

[22:59] Spymunk> Wow, BENJAMIN BUTTON looks creepier and creepier.[22:59] Spymunk> And more unpleasant[22:59] emeraldluxury> Spymunk...everyone says it is very good...so that confuses me[23:00] Spymunk> Nothing makes me more pissed-off than stories that ultimately state as their moral compass: "Man, he is but helpless shit before life. Endure, slave, suffer and die. Life is pain and death!

Where the fuck do you live Jacob?

2008-11-29T12:28:00.002-05:00

This is the third "closed down" post from Jacob. [11:16] Jacob> have not been in a bookstore in a while to know that it was coming out eb.[11:18] Eb> you don't go to bookstores?[11:18] Jacob> I do.[11:18] Jacob> not easy to visit.[11:18] Jacob> since they are out of town.[11:18] Eb> what frickin town do you live in??[11:19] Eb> you a boonie?[11:19] Jacob> the bookstores closed down.

yea, keith. quit being rude!

2008-11-28T17:39:00.000-05:00

Jacob: got my new picture up on facebook.Kent: Is it a nudey?Jacob: nope.Jacob: new picture of me without my glasses.. from after the surgery.keith: the breast implants?Jacob: don't be rude keith.

tell it to the judge

2008-11-17T22:17:00.000-05:00

[21:16] <@sPinach> It was meant to be a symbolic penis.

Not the show you remember...

2008-11-12T17:32:00.001-05:00

DeeJay2ooo: omg omg the Vietnam guy blew his brains outDeeJay2ooo: i love this showJacob: what show?Moriarty: SESAME STREET.DeeJay2ooo: Its always sunny in philMoriarty: Ohhh. I distinctly remember a SESAME STREET episode where a Vietnamese guy blows his head off. I got confused.

What a night!

2008-11-11T00:29:00.000-05:00

[23:24] Spymunk> Why is everything about prison rape tonigt?

More news about store closings in Jacob's town.

2008-11-10T00:19:00.002-05:00

[22:52] Jacob> my hometown did have a wendy's.. years ago.[22:52] Jacob> but then went out of business.

Blockbuster

2008-10-19T21:55:00.001-05:00

Jacob> my hometown had two blockbusters.Jacob> the closed one down and the other one is still open.Ribbons> Cool story, Jacob

2008-10-17T09:37:00.000-05:00

[06:39] PR> Just watched ONCE. cute lil movie[06:39] PR> made me feel happy[06:40] Dean_> what are you?? some kind of homo?

Fleshlight 101

2008-09-12T16:38:00.007-05:00

sPinach> What IS a fleshlight anyway. A glowing dildo?BluLighter> it's like a flashlightBluLighter> but instead of a flashlightBluLighter> it's a rubber vagina.BluLighter> ...Logan> "COUGHCOUGHCOUGH God, it's times like this I'm pissed Hendrix won't be born for another 12,000 years."Oost> exactlysPinach> !!!!dmann> so its a pocket pussyLogan> Spinach, you're male right?sPinach> Aye?Oost> did

Finally! The nature of the universe is understood!

2008-08-08T12:30:00.000-05:00

Spymunk: The problem is, I get frustrated and horny, and when that happens, everything annoys me. SO, there, a story into my life.

Some Light Law Enforcement Humor

2008-08-03T22:41:00.001-05:00

rafo: my interrogation point is fucked up, sorry about thatCherryValance: is that like inspiration point for detectives?

2008-07-28T23:15:00.003-05:00

theremin> tequila: midnight kiss is pretty good.theremin> I definitely want to see IOUSAMad_Dog> I am mixed on seeing IOUSAMad_Dog> cus the debt thing is kinda obviestheremin> obvies?Mad_Dog> obviousMad_Dog> just sounds better* Mad_Dog watches Shark Weektheremin> Mad_Dog: I've got a doc you should see.theremin> SpellboundMad_Dog> what is that about?Mad_Dog> ohhhMad_Dog> funny thereminMad_Dog> har

Oh, PETA...

2008-07-23T17:14:00.003-05:00

ruraljuror: ... PETA is complaining about TDKruraljuror: Apparently Batman should have some sort of anti-dog batgadgetruraljuror: and not punch the precious little doggiesMoriarty: That's it. I'm going to go next door and punch a dog for real just because PETA bitched about it.Moriarty: Since they don't know the difference between reality and a movie.Prangelina: why a dog?Vertov: Batman did have

SuperJacob

2008-07-20T19:19:00.001-05:00

Jacob: I am alright.Jacob: had a fire down the street from my house the other night.Widescreen: Was it a big fire?Jacob: destroyed a whole condo.ruraljuror: I'm glad you're ok JacobJacob: luckily they were able to contain to the one condo.Jacob: thanks bamf.Jacob: it was pretty intense.Widescreen: Did you go down and save anyone from the fire?WritingTwoArticles: Jacob, that'll teach you not to

Jacob: Drink Moocher

2008-07-15T14:11:00.001-05:00

Jacob joined the chat room.Moriarty: So I just found Superman in my refrigerator. Either I live with a three-year-old, or Jacob was here getting a drink.Jacob: I stopped by after my 11:pm screening of hellboy 2 on friday.Moriarty: I knew it!Moriarty: J'accuse!

Fuck you in the ear

2008-06-19T17:14:00.006-05:00

Ozymandias> She's a sexy Hobbit - http://www.upmyphoto.com/img/dir34106/loc911161/frh_220088_images_1066_181512_loc.jpgTodd> Who is that?Anderson> Rachel Bilson? DeeJay2ooo> legs are little skinnyDeeJay2ooo> but yes hotsPinach> Ozy, it's just not the same without the hairy feet.DeeJay2ooo> and a tad sluttyTodd> She has a gigantic ear sPinach> I think it's just being splayed out by the hair tucked

just a regular day in aicn chat

2008-06-17T14:48:00.000-05:00

Tequila: asilla figure out what happened last night?asilla: ummasilla: NoTequila: spookyMuttWilliams: She blacked outMuttWilliams: But when she woke up, she was pregnant and had a tattoo of Batman on her left armTequila: i blame dmannSaffy: so..who gave my husband teh link to boobie blog?

Happy Birthday, Fucker!

2008-06-11T10:35:00.003-05:00

I know you already know this, but a lot of us are thinking about you on your birthday today. I'm sure you never would have guessed the hole that your passing has left in a lot of people's lives this last 6 months. Hardly a day goes by that I don't think about you, and wish you were here to talk to about something.

Spymunk Strikes Again!

2008-06-06T06:16:00.001-05:00

Spymunk> I'm not happy.Vertov> how come?Tequila> ?Spymunk> I wish somebnody would slap me on the ass.Spymunk> lol

2008-05-31T22:00:00.001-05:00

ruraljuror> so what's the place like?Vertov> I share a house with a girl near my age, who works as a cook at a hotel in Long BeachVertov> single-story place, its in huntington beach, which is nice, there's a park right behind the back yardruraljuror> did you know her beforehand?Vertov> No, I didn't. But she seems friendly and non-crazy, which is a plus.ruraljuror> lolruraljuror> I couldn't have a

Unsolicited opinion

2008-05-20T15:38:00.002-05:00

Eb> i've been reading some BSG opinions and there seem to be quite a few people who didn't think season 3 was all that greatEb> bollocks to that I say!Eb> just what exactly was do deficient about season 3?Neil> your face!

music to his ears

2008-05-19T20:56:00.001-05:00

Spymunk> I'm disgusted by the current state of music.Spymunk> And not in a 'damn you kids!" way.Toranaga> But damn you kids.Spymunk> I mean, there's a difference between songs being dumb and songs being willfully evil.SilentBobX> Get off my lawn you little bastards!Spymunk> "Get out of my boudoir, you damn chipmunks!"bamf> if only all music was sped up and raised in pitch* SilentBobX fires a

When Harry Met Spymunk

2008-05-17T20:11:00.003-05:00

Spymunk: You're like Santa Claus.Spymunk: Right, guys?Headgeek: I'm like santa claus... with a libidoSpymunk: Harry - Well, either way you say "Ho, ho, ho!"Headgeek: No - I say, "Ho Ho Blo"Headgeek: Mrs Claus is an elf fuckerSpymunk: As the resident chipmunk-fucker I can't speak for the virtues of elves, but the squeaky voices work for me.

Blunt

2008-05-10T19:02:00.001-05:00

Saffy> NEW DAVID SEDARIS BOOKTequila^Stats> I can't read capsTequila^Stats> hurts eyesSaffy> EAT ME

2008-05-09T00:21:00.003-05:00

[00:12] spymunk> So I now have a character logo![00:12] spymunk> http://spymunk.deviantart.com/[00:12] Tell me what you all think of it?[00:12] spymunk> I am curious.[00:12] spymunk> I got a character logo![00:12] logan> Deviantart? REALLY? I mean...really?[00:12] spinach> Will it be a surprise?[00:13] vertov> oh, our little furry :)[00:13] @Todd> It doesn't load you tard[00:13] spymunk> I

2008-05-09T00:16:00.001-05:00

[00:03] uu> I hate myself.[00:03] uu> I really do.[00:03] Rob> join the crowd.

Nicely Done

2008-05-07T08:55:00.001-05:00

* Vamp (unionjacka@chat-solu-2C349AB9.range217-43.btcentralplus.com) has joined #aintitcool.comVamp> Hola!Chris> oh dear godVamp> Howdy!Chris> I'm not here vampVamp> How original.* Vamp (unionjacka@chat-solu-2C349AB9.range217-43.btcentralplus.com) QuitKent> lolKent> How do you do it Chris?

congradulations!

2008-04-22T16:43:00.001-05:00

[16:40] (Tequila) I am officially graduating JC[16:40] (Tequila) got my RSVP for the ceramony today!

Nothing Better To Do

2008-03-25T23:15:00.005-05:00

Filip: how many inches?Jacob: I am doing okay.Jacob: I have rearKY_SoSerious: I just cant live without hose!!!Supermedz: haha yeah, the diarrhea in Dumb and Dumber is INTENSESpymunk: I like Hawaiian accents. :)Vegas: actually, when I get drunk, I tend to karaoke Prince songs in a falsetto...Saffy: I want this place to be fun

2pac lives!

2008-03-18T10:41:00.001-05:00

[10:32] MuttWilliams: SW, I might have told you this, but I saw the most surreal celebrity pair on a date in Century City about ten years ago.[10:32] SilentWar: Nuh uh![10:32] SilentWar: Who?[10:33] MuttWilliams: Tupac Shakur and Arnelle Simpson.[10:33] SilentWar: What the hell?[10:33] MuttWilliams: Yeah.[10:33] MuttWilliams: Tupac and O.J.'s daughter.[10:35] SilentWar: Weird.[10:35] MuttWilliams

Wildcat is Streetlight People.

2008-03-11T20:05:00.001-05:00

Wildcat: whoa, my computer just randomly started playing "don't stop believin'" by journey. weird.Wildcat: waiting for my computer screen to go black

Jacob FTW

2008-03-04T19:19:00.003-05:00

[14:52] * Anghus (a@chat-solu-5354744F.ec.res.rr.com) has joined #aintitcool.com[14:52] * Darklord sets mode: +o Anghus[14:52] * LittleTractors goes back to his online rpg[14:55] * Anghus changes topic to 'Congratulations Mori on the birth of Allen Mile McWeeny. We would have prefferd Darth Sauraman McWeeney, but we understand'[14:55] * Anghus changes topic to 'Congratulations Mori on the birth

Keith finally admits he is bi.

2008-03-03T17:56:00.000-05:00

[16:54] @keith-not-here: That's OK. Keith can be for either gender.

The Mystery of Spykid....revealed!

2008-02-27T23:24:00.001-05:00

[10:13pm] Spymunkthe13th: dmann, one of my favorite moments of all time was when I saw a violin street performer doing this amazing riff on Bartok, and I offered him my $10 ... but only if he would switch the tune to "Turkey in the Straw."[10:13pm] Wildcat: Spymunk, you said you want people to be social. Yet you don't like the idea of people trying to make some small change by being social.[10:

Well, We All Agree on Something...

2008-01-31T23:08:00.000-05:00

Saffy: um, Saying bad things about Nathan Fillion makes my ban finger itchySaffy: FYIWidescreen: He is an odd looking manjustchecki: lol saffySilentLOST: No, he's an awesome looking manRibbons: Saffy - hey, I think the guy's just dreamy. I'm just saying, he can do betterSilentLOST: And I'll break the shins of any human who says otherwise.

Addicted to What?

2008-01-29T18:39:00.000-05:00

[17:35] addictedtoboobs> I've got a murder boner[17:35] todd> .....[17:35] todd> Stay over there then

2008-01-28T00:07:00.000-05:00

unionJACKass> Do you sing to yourself in the mirror while Snow Patrol is on, bamfbamf> no, I sing it to your dad while I'm plugging him up the assbamf> It soothes himVegas> my main problem with Snow Patrol is that fucking "Chasing Cars" song with the two guitar notes over and over that they play over the muzak in the mall. Problem is, the bass and the vocals don't carry over the speakers, so you

Snow Patrol is Dad-Rock

2008-01-28T00:06:00.001-05:00

Vegas: it's music for people to whine about their feelings to.unionJACKass: It's middle of the road commercial shit-rock.bamf: Eh, I like what I like.bamf: Better than being a snobby music elitistunionJACKass: Do you sing to yourself in the mirror while Snow Patrol is on, bamfbamf: no, I sing it to your dad while I'm plugging him up the assbamf: It soothes him

2008-01-28T00:06:00.000-05:00

AICN Anatomy Class

2008-01-07T23:26:00.000-05:00

[2319] Nordling: Good night all![2319] Saffy: Go to bed Cranky Old Man!! lol[2320] justcheckin: nord is le cranky?[2320] Nordling: Well, this cranky old man's about to plow some gash.[2320] Saffy: No I am just harassing him[2320] Saffy: what is gash?[2320] Todd: ....[2320] MoonMasterson: wow[2320] Nordling: And I won't call anyone on my nonexistent cell phone about it afterwards.[2320] Nordling:

seriously, this is getting out of hand...

2008-01-05T19:05:00.000-05:00

Spymunkthe13th> So tired.Spymunkthe13th> Up for 36 hours.Spymunkthe13th> Can't sleep.Spymunkthe13th> Insomnia.Vertov> oh that sucks.bamf> Alvin marathon?Spymunkthe13th> bamf, I did watch some of the old cartoons to try to relax.Spymunkthe13th> bamf, but I have more like, almost clinical insomnia.Spymunkthe13th> Not just 'can't sleepSpymunkthe13th> UNABLE to sleep.Wildcat> eeehSpymunkthe13th> The

Video Tribute to Adam.

2008-01-04T14:41:00.000-05:00

Kevin stopped by and gave us the link to this video.He disappeared right after, but I believe this was a video that was projected onto the screen at the Drexel during the Columbus tribute.

rgf buggers...

2007-12-30T16:08:00.000-05:00

* Goonsta has joined #aintitcool.comTequila> Patriots OWNTodd> Two secinds* Goonsta was kicked by Anghus (Anghus)dmann> rinse, repeat as necessary* [Cool] has joined #aintitcool.com* [Cool] was kicked by Anghus (Anghus)Anghus> i can do this all dayDavis> get LegendAnghus> lets just make a game of itbamf> Whack a Troll?Anghus> heh hehAnghus> yup* Tequila gets out a hammer

seriously, we should just change the title of this blog...

2007-12-29T21:54:00.000-05:00

Spymunkthe13th> If none of you will let me hug you, I'll just have to touch myself instead!Spymunkthe13th> So there!Spymunkthe13th> :)Kwame> Tawd....plAnt> Did you see Sweeney Todd, Munk?Jacob> you are really asking for it spykid

this is pretty self-explanitory...

2007-12-29T01:31:00.000-05:00

[Vertov] okay, the Shia LeBouf (sp?) dialouge with the teens is alright.[Vertov] its like from a decent WB teen tv series[OldGregg] is there such a thing?[Spymunkthe13th] SUPERNATURAL![Spymunkthe13th] I love that show:[Spymunkthe13th] Now do you defeat a werewolf?[bamf] blech[Spymunkthe13th] Beat the shit out of it.[Spymunkthe13th] How do you defeat a vampire?[Spymunkthe13th] Beat the shit out of

Post about Adam on AICN (the other one).

2007-12-22T13:31:00.001-05:00

I'm not just posting this because I wrote it: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35133

Were's thoughts on Spiderman 3

2007-12-20T23:18:00.000-05:00

WereSheep: I actually thought Venom was meant to make Spiderman meanWereSheep: All it did was make him wake up on a building and dance

Who is Neil Cumpston Really?

2007-12-20T16:16:00.000-05:00

[15:52] Nim-Chimpsky: hey guys... I have a dumb question[15:52] Nim-Chimpsky: is Neill Cumpston really Patton Oswalt?[16:17] WritingReviews: Ummmm... I know for sure since I am his editor/publisher.[16:17] WritingReviews: Neill Cumpston is not Patton Oswalt. He's not anyone but Neill Cumpston.[16:17] FantasySkank: Um, Mori[16:18] FantasySkank: when you say Editor/Publisher[16:18] FantasySkank: do

Rav's thoughts on Highdef Mr. Bean

2007-12-19T21:42:00.000-05:00

JeTmAn: ooh, mr. bean's holiday is out on hd-dvd!RavShouldBeInBed: yes you need the digital sound that High Def provides to hear rowan atkinson not say anythingRavShouldBeInBed: in 14 SEPERATE CHANNELS!

Kent's insights

2007-12-19T18:31:00.000-05:00

*Saffy fully admits to a serious Law and Order problemAddictedtoBoobs: Saffy, you're on the way to recovery thenAddictedtoBoobs: that's the first step is admitting you have a problemKent: the next step is putting "AddictedTo" before the object of your addiction, and naming yourself thusly

Ignorance is Bliss

2007-12-18T12:19:00.000-05:00

12.16oldgregg> enough with the cleverness already

Alien Vs. Penis

2007-12-18T12:18:00.002-05:00

12.13BilboFett> Weresmurf, I can't wait for LOST to come back so you'll talk about something other than AvPWeresmurf> I cant wait for you to wrap your mouth around my cock so it'll at least gag the fuck outta you

Dog and Pony Show

2007-12-18T12:18:00.001-05:00

12.12@Saffy> I am pleased with my presentation, but I know some douche is going to put on a dog and pony showvertov> you know.vertov> you always hear that.vertov> I'd like to SEE an actual dog and pony show.bamf> You sick fuck.bamf> It's always you quiet conservative types, Zimvertov> lol bamfbamf> That was for you, Adam.bamf> seacrest out!* bamf is now known as bamf|Zzz

Conversations About Adam.

2007-12-18T12:17:00.001-05:00

From 12/11theremin> does it count as irony that the only reason we can go through these old conversations and laugh and remember him is that he put the site together?theremin> keith says I don't know what irony is...theremin> or love.keith> That's not irony. But it is love.vamp> He wasn't very old, eh?@Ozymandias> He was 37.vamp> No age to go.vamp> Did he have kids?aicnjava4674> everywhere

Reign Over Me

2007-12-18T12:13:00.000-05:00

[12:36] vegas> okay, how fucking long is Reign Over Me?[12:36] vegas> because it's seriously worn out its welcome over the last twelve hours.[12:37] vegas> and the third act is completely so not ever going to happen it's just ridiculous[12:43] vegas> I've lost people too. But that doesn't mean movies should get away with being paced horribly, or having a guy pull a GUN on a COP after 9/11 and NOT

Update from Eve and Kevin.

2007-12-16T15:26:00.001-05:00

from Kevin:I have arranged for there to be a memorial for Adam at his beloved Gateway Theater on Monday, Dec 17th at 6:00pm. 1550 N. High StreetColumbus, OH 43201Spread the word and the love.------------------------------------From Eve:THANK YOU all for your continued comments and support!Please excuse any break in the moment of silence on the blog, but I have a moment of time to get on-line....I

Update from Adam's Sister.

2007-12-13T16:43:00.000-05:00

This is info combined from Adam's Sister's post on myspace and her comment left here.--------------------Thanks for a nice posting.It has been a rough time for us all. I do want to thank all of Adam's friends for relaying such kind thoughts to both Pete & I as we all reel from this profound loss. Adam made a huge impact on all of our worlds.An initial diagnosis from the ME seems to be "aortic

Rest In Peace-Adam Bicsanszky

2007-12-12T00:15:00.002-05:00

Hello chatters,Unfortunately, this is not a joke, Adam died. His body was found on Monday.There were some rumours today in the channel, so I called the theater that Adam worked at and the manager told me that Adam passed away this weekend.A couple of links:http://www.myspace.com/ghoulardihttp://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=128061865&blogID=337040740If you'd like to

Adam

2007-12-12T00:15:00.001-05:00

If anyone has anything they'd like to share about our friend Adam, you can send it to this address and I'll see what I can do about posting it here.tgilders@gmail.comAdam was one of the first people I got to know from the room. He was one of the smartest and funniest men I've ever known. His advice helped me through difficult times. You never expect to get so worked up over someone that you've

MARIJUANAFIELD

2007-12-01T08:42:00.000-05:00

Nordling: Today's the last day for BNAT 9 ticket purchases! Good thing I bought mine 1.23442 seconds after they first went up. So slow, I've been slacking this year.* Weresmurf slaps NordNordling: HehehWeresmurf: I hate you NordWeresmurf: lolWeresmurf: I wonder what the uber secret movie will be this yearNordling: I have my suspicionsNordling: I don't want to say in case I get shot down

2007-11-30T00:53:00.000-05:00

[12:51am] Adam: I have full confidence in your ability to do something half-assed, Abstruse[12:51am] Abstruse: Thank you for your encouragement

2007-11-24T09:17:00.000-05:00

Nordling: My motherinlaw just called to brag about her new 50-inch plasma cunt.

With friends like these...

2007-11-16T00:33:00.001-05:00

[12:15am] theremin: juno what's a good movie?[12:16am] Adam: Oh, you are witty[12:17am] theremin: shut up[12:17am] Adam: Grow a pair and try and make me.[12:20am] theremin: you know what?[12:20am] Adam: I know you suck.[12:20am] Adam: That's what I know.[12:21am] theremin: I know your mama thinks I have a pair.[12:21am] Adam: Her dying words were "Nat is a uniballer!"[12:21am] Adam: You have no

The Future Is Not Shit...

2007-11-16T00:02:00.000-05:00

Bishop359- I have a question...Bishop359- As far as next gen game systems are concerned what is everyone's personal favorite and whyAnderson- PS3 because it'll stop SkynetOldGregg- x360 because it will encourage skynet to develop and crush gamers like andersonOldGregg- i want 7 ft killer robots pissing through his letterbox by 2015Anderson- Skynet isn't your friend, RareAnderson- Skynet wants to

2007-11-15T13:04:00.000-05:00

[12:56pm] Spymunkthe13th: I can never tell when people are joking.[12:56pm] Vegas: that's a bad trait in a chatroom Spykid.[12:56pm] Vegas: but let me help you out[12:57pm] Vegas: when we rag on people with names that don't have Spy in them? We're usually joking.[12:57pm] Vegas: when we rag on people with names that DO have Spy in them? We're usually not.[12:58pm] dmann: i can never tell when

Ha! We KNEW they were in cahoots!

2007-11-15T12:33:00.000-05:00

[11:59am] AICNJava4908 joined the chat room.[11:59am] AICNJava4908 is now known as Spymunkthe13th.[12:00pm] Spymunkthe13th: Hello![12:21pm] theremin-at-work joined the chat room.[12:26pm] theremin-at-work left the chat room. (Ping timeout)[12:31pm] Spymunkthe13th: Grrrr.[12:31pm] Spymunkthe13th: Theremunk left.

2007-11-13T02:10:00.001-05:00

[02:04am] Saffy: OMG!! Some kind of Wonderful is on BRAVO!!![02:04am] Saffy: Eric Stoltz was sooooooooooooooooooo cute[02:06am] Saffy: I'm like all 15 again[02:07am] Adam: Watch out. pr will hit on you.

2007-11-12T00:52:00.000-05:00

[12:10am] blat: okay everyone line up there best single word insult.[12:10am] Yu: fucktard[12:11am] blat: nice[12:11am] Vertov: cuntface[12:11am] Yu: simple and to the point[12:11am] Yu: douchebag[12:11am] Vertov: nipplehead[12:11am] Ozymandias: fuckwipe[12:11am] blat: cumbreath[12:11am] emeraldluxury: blowhole[12:11am] Vertov: geekstain[12:11am] Yu: dickwad[12:11am] Yu: shithead[12:11am]

2007-11-10T02:51:00.000-05:00

[02:50am] keith: You are a moron. I'm done with you.[02:51am] keith: welcome to ignore-town

Truer words were never spoken

2007-11-10T02:45:00.000-05:00

[02:30am] keith: I think any time I look at the channel there is a 50% chance that there is something stupid by Abstruse on the screen.

2007-11-10T01:02:00.000-05:00

[01:01am] • RaretowN gawt lucky tonight[01:01am] Adam: Lucky in that you didn't get any diseases?[01:01am] Saffy: with a 16 year old?[01:01am] • RaretowN got lucky in a DIRTY way[01:02am] Adam: Oh. You got several NEW diseases.

2007-11-06T20:48:00.000-05:00

Saffy: The butt is not like a gay bar, it is for everyone

2007-11-04T09:33:00.000-05:00

[04:15am] AICNJava3354 joined the chat room.[04:15am] AICNJava3354: uh[04:15am] FreshG joined the chat room.[04:16am] AICNJava3354: YELLOW?[04:16am] FreshG: yah?[04:16am] AICNJava3354: just checkin to see if anyone was in here[04:16am] AICNJava3354 left the chat room. (Quit: AICNJava3354)[04:17am] FreshG: fag[04:17am] AICNJava1445 joined the chat room.[04:17am] AICNJava1445: say[04:17am]

Abs knows a guy...

2007-11-04T09:18:00.001-05:00

Abstruse: I know a guy who holds the unofficial world record for lifting weights with his cock.

Abstruse and the Great American Novel

2007-11-04T09:13:00.000-05:00

Abstruse: Grrrr...I need someone I can talk to about the novel I'm working on who I trust enough not to steal my ideas...Stuyvesant: ab im your manStuyvesant: i'm dumb enough for you to share withStuyvesant: i wont steal emStuyvesant: but i can give you the common mans outlookpr: abs. swhar them with me.Stuyvesant: email your story to yourself and mail it to yourselfStuyvesant: then

2007-11-04T00:28:00.000-05:00

• RaretowN rearranges ABSTRUSE and somehow gets the word FUTILE out of it

Regarding Sex

2007-10-29T19:59:00.000-05:00

Kent: I got into an argument with a girl last night. She was telling me about some guy she works with who has a tiny penis, and laughing about itKent: i asked her how she saw it, and she said she made out with himKent: I said "huh?"Kent: Then she said, "well naked"Kent: So I said, "oh so you had sex with him?"Kent: "NO! It was just making out and fooling around"Kent: so i said "Did he give you

2007-10-27T22:00:00.000-05:00

[Vertov] yeah, "yeast" is many things, not just... you know. [theruraljuror] makes your bread fluffy, your bear foamy, your girlfriend's snatch nasty... [justcheckin] ewwwww [theruraljuror] that was supposed to be "beer" by the way [theruraljuror] it's RABIES that makes your bear foamy. [justcheckin] our snatches are a delicate balance of microbes thank you.

OMG! Vamp's watching THE PRINCESS DIARIES on Channel 5 - He's never seen it before!!

2007-10-14T11:22:00.001-05:00

Vamp: Just started to watch THE PRINCESS DIARIES on Channel 5 - I've never seen it before!!plAnt joined the chat room.plAnt: hola vampVamp: Hey plant, I've just started to watch THE PRINCESS DIARIES on Channel 5 - I've never seen it before!!

Anghus Houvouras: Space Cadet

2007-10-10T21:15:00.000-05:00

anghus: you knowanghus: there's plenty of spaceanghus: but i know when i get there, its going to smell like a bathroom

2007-10-10T17:54:00.000-05:00

dmann: no more than TRANSFORMERS was meant to make people jerk it to robotsplAnt: No one would object to the phrase "Robot-fighting-porn"dmann: you sureplAnt: the "porn" part means that all other considerations are secondary to the pleasure of watching robots fight.dmann: nodmann: PORN means it GIVES YOU A HARD ONplAnt: Not literally, dmann.dmann: it means it has some sort of viseral erotic

2007-10-10T17:51:00.000-05:00

Todd: eh...clown pornTodd: How many pie jokes can you makeRaretowN: this clown jerks off a handful of glitter in a girls faceSilentBobX: And each thrust is represented by a 'honk' soundTodd: glitter?Todd: I might try thatRaretowN: yeahRaretowN: lol bobRaretowN: all this fighting and porn talk has made me hungry

Speaking of porn...

2007-10-10T17:49:00.001-05:00

Anderson: Quick questionAnderson: Do you review porn by the scenes?Anderson: Or, by the final workAnderson: how the porno works as a completed effort?Anderson: Looking for opinionSilentBobX: I judge it by the soundtrack and the convincing performances of the actors as well as the art diretion and writing, so yeah, overall

2007-10-10T17:44:00.000-05:00

This takes place after someone asks if the term "torture porn" can stopped being usedSaffy: Then can we stop using the term chick flick too? Because that insinuates that the people going to the film are not only women, but easily manipulated by sentimentality and not bright enough to figure out they are being sold a bill of goods. I prefer the term cry porn